In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

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  1. yooperdave

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    Even I caught that one without ever having seen an episode of that show!
     
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  2. scavenger

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    Just give me the case.....:bug:
     
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    I have an empty closet.
     
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  4. scavenger

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    Don't think yesterday or tomorrow just TODAY.....lmao:faint:
     
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    That woman has an appetite!
     
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  6. scavenger

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    Hoarding is in my blood...now I'll have warmth AND protection...:picard:
     
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  7. milleo

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  8. scavenger

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    How do I find the time in amongst all my other extracurricular activities...another fill up---in the distance is a zipline 65' tall and 1000' run---maybe sometime I'll send a not so good date for a ride..... 1014161529.jpg
     
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    I thought you were kidding!
     
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    Yup. If they're no good, get rid of 'em!
     
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    I thought she was seriously kidding :emb:
     
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  12. scavenger

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    I was "seriously" asked that question---little do they know the strenuous interview required to even "qualify"--Elaine's got nothing on me:cool:
     
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    Been awhile...:)
     
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    Been awhile since you rode a bike too, right? You never really forget!! :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:

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    .....I'm calling all the shots tonight I'm like a loaded gun.....peelin' off my boots and chaps:dancer:......oops got carried away with that suggestion...
     
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    No Chit...we gotta get a hobby!!
     
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    I heard she has a "Hobby" but is looking for a sidekick and the entertainment value goes without saying...where else can you get a chuckle for free nowadays? That's a lot of "bang:rootintootin:for your buck:makeitrain" see picture of hobby: 0802161940.jpg
     
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    I started my wood burner tonight....unfortunately no man has yet to compete with the heat it puts out but I'd be interested in entertaining the competition......;)
     
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    You are a true Gem Scavanger and I honestly admire you. Your wit and humor should be readily scooped up by many eligible men. Honestly though, I am glad you have high standards and have never settled.

    My ex-wife left me for a guy on the internet and while I recognize I could have made our marriage much better, it turns my stomach to find out her lover turned out to be extremely abusive. No woman deserves that, and as a father of 4 daughters, it scares and angers me.

    All joking aside on this thread, I do pray for your happiness and that you'll find an eligible and qualified man, and do so daily even if it means I'll lose out on a good daily laugh.