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Funny T-shirts you wear in public...

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  1. Beetle-Kill

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    Fun T-shirts, I've got a bunch of them. My normal work fare and I love the reactions.
    • Meat is murder. Tasty....tasty murder - (pic. of a T-bone steak)
    • And yet, despite the look on my face, you still continue talking...
    • I'm already picturing you with duct tape on your mouth..
    • I understand, I just don't care.
    • there are more......
    yesterdays was cool, - I hate tacos-(picture of tacos)- said no Juan ever..!
    I almost got a discount at the beer store for that one. Best laugh they'd had all day I was told.

    Anyone else got a few gems out there?
     
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    Have you ever been to a NASCAR race? There are some doozies on the people that are wearing shirts that is.
     
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    I got one that says "Got Wood?" on the back.
     
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    "This is not Facebook - and I am not your friend" one of my favorites ...
     
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    Me? :faint:
     
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    Sunny in Philadelphia tshirt
     
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    I got this from my SIL for my B Day


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    image.jpg Wife recently bought me this.
     
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    GOT very nice , Peter is awesome actor:thumbs::thumbs::thumbs:
     
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    I have one that says stop illegal immigration and has a hand holding a pistol and used to have one that looked just like the star wars logo but it said star whores instead.
     
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    No, Jack....no!
     
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    There is another one out there that says "Eat Beef, 'cause the West wasn't won on salad."

    Here's one I like.

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    ( . )( . )( . )( . )I will let you imagine what it looked like. It read I think we are somewhere behind Mt. Rushmore. The principal didn't think it was appropriate for a 6th grader and was ordered to turn inside out for remainder of the day and not wear to school again.
     
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    I've got a ton of shirts like that, here's some of my favorites:

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    Got this one for my dad, he has very "fond" memories of walking into my room barefoot.

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    I'm a sucker for nerd shirts... I've got

    1) Come to the nerd side, we have PI
    2) It's all fun and games until somebody divides by zero
    3) Pi (to i): get real; i (to Pi) : be rational

    Another favorite is "I like Pig Butts and I can not lie..." with a pic of a hog and all the delicious cuts labeled
     
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    I have a few that I can't post here...
     
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