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Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by Mook, Aug 14, 2016.

  1. NortheastAl

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    Eric...you wear a thong?
     
  2. schlot

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    Awesome having you. A few rules though:
    1. Do NOT mention the word "thong" around Eric VW
    2. Always remember to wipe your feet before entering FHC.
    3. Stack your wood off the ground...after all there are cold children in Alaska.
    4. If the question arises about whether you split horizontally or vertically, answer "yes", then start discussing the weather to distract them.
    5. All information given by schlot is either pure wisdom or complete dog poo...chose wisely.
     
  3. TurboDiesel

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  4. NortheastAl

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  5. TurboDiesel

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    "Brilliant"
     
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  6. Backwoods Savage

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    Welcome to the forum Mook

    As you can see we have a few crazies on this forum but they are all good guys. But don't believe schlot. When splitting wood, it must be vertically. After all, that is how the tree grows which means it is God's way. So stay away from horizontal splitting. Hope you can get another wood stove. Heating with wood is really great and we love being warm all winter and not breaking the bank to do it. btw, we keep our house at 80 degrees all winter! Love it.
     
  7. NortheastAl

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    So what are the chances Mook thinks he's joined a Nut Hut instead of a wood fanciers club? :emb:
     
  8. Eric VW

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    No.
    Actually clemsonfor owns this debacle, I just happened to repeat the oft autocorrect-challenged Clem one slight, little time....:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
    The rest they say, is history.:whistle:
     
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    Welcome aboard! Pics, lots of pics.
     
  11. NortheastAl

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    Haha! I gotcha.
     
  12. Locust Post

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    Welcome Mook glad you found your way here, no matter what the path was. I'm here to dispel the myth that some members are nuts or crazy.........I'm tellin' ya it just ain't so......nothing but straight shooters, nope no Tom Foolery around here....:p
     
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  14. Eric VW

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    Yep, firewood hoardin is in fact the mark of sanity... in our world......:thumbs:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Which way do you load your fire pit? North/ south or east/ west? :hair::loco: :crazy::headbang::emb:
     
  16. Eric VW

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    Welcome to the hoard:woodsign:
     
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    Well sir we are really neighbors, I live in Lincoln about a mile from the county line
     
  19. Scotty Overkill

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    Welcome to the gang, Mook! Glad to have you!!
     
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    And Backwoods Savage is an infinite source of wisdom for all things wood, except how to split it-I don't understand it but time and again, just when I am convinced Paul Bunyon was a distant fifth cousin thrice removed to the Savage, somebody mentions a milk crate and a cushion...:loco: :crazy:
     
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