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Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by Frank and Beans, Jul 1, 2016.

  1. Frank and Beans

    Frank and Beans

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    This one made me laugh out loud. Almost choked on my beer.
     

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  2. Backwoods Savage

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    What a deal!!!! I suppose they might even take it to the airport and load it on a plane for you?
     
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    Nah, the neighbors won't mind all that smoke.
    Hold the phone! I'll be right there. Sure, prune them and take the brush, yessir. :loco: :crazy: Whazzat yer smoking, bud? Got any more?
    Y'say those limbs are only 40' up? Not a problem- I'll borrow yer ladder, okay? Hold my beer and hand me that saw wouldja.
    Follow this on YouTube- "How Not To" vids, unless you're squeamish. Happy 4th!
     
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    Gotta love people that have no clue
     
  5. Muddsaw

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    Lol and green wood off a live tree don't burn too well.

    Waiting on Jesus
     
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    Patience is the greatest of all virtues.
    Cato the Elder

     
  7. Muddsaw

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    What da whaaaaaaaat?

    Waiting on Jesus
     
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    Just my odd nature showing :). No dig intended. Actually rather fond of that Jesus fellow myself.

    When I read "Waiting on Jesus", I thought of the quote and song posted above. Also thought of the old Heinz ketchup commercial "anticipation is making me wait". The Randy Travis song "He Ain't Right" seems to be written about characters like myself. :)
     
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    Brother I'm right there with you. Jesus is my all in all. Without him I could do nothing. He is my strength, my shield, my mighty strong tower. I praise him for his everlasting arms and love him for his evergrasping hand that pulled me out of an horrible pit in everlasting darkness, and still holds me now.

    Waiting on Jesus
     
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    Jesus makes the best rellenos and margaritas.

    All the stupid "free firewood" ad listers on CL need more help than Jesus can give.
     
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