if I calculate right due to the positioning of said "wood" I should have a cord more than you come November!!
Oh, so hello again and welcome back--we hope you are enjoying the fantastic programing--aren't those shots of the falls spectacular, Don... just breath taking Mildred and if you become a member (of the can't wait to meet me contingency) right now we have these specially designed and autographed copies of....oh what's that Mildred? we're all out? well let's thank our phone volunteers today from the FHC but they do need your calls--lines are open--don't delay--now back to the documentary...get in touch now!
A few memorable ones I've taken over the years, some selfies with the auto timer! I have a thing for waterfalls!
wow--Mildred, what do you say we put this guy in our grand prize drawing and remember to be eligible, for you folks at home watching right now, refer back to page 1 of this very thread...that's right Don don't be disqualified by a technicality as our one viewer thought he might with the teeth issue...
Further proof I have all my teeth. Swing by and we can take a short trip and stand under a waterfall.
the possibility of me drowning at your hand has be hesitating while on the other hand a skinny dip on a hot day appeals to me--then again the movie Deliverance comes to mind there deep in Bluegrass country where the backwoods is a hop skip in any direction and a scream wouldn't be heard for miles and miles and miles (oh that's see for miles-thanks Who)--any other activities spring to mind on our first date?
I'm not sure what Guido would have in mind, but I'd say throw your saw in your truck and buz on over. We could check out my property out back, lay some wood in the bed of your truck. You wouldn't have to worry about changing your top with planes circling overhead, you can just do that back at the house. I'd give you a good checking over for ticks, always a concern around here. There's no waterfalls close by so we could grab a nice shower, rub out any sore muscles you might have on that 57 year old body after working that wood. Then head out for some Mexican, Thai, or maybe just some peanut butter pie and a Kalua/coffee at Ray's in Kent. Something typical along those lines!
Hmmm, no reply? Well then how about this. Do you have a passport? I know this little out of the way Inn in Paris I'll take you too. You would like it, you'd fit right in and be talking with the locals before you know it. We can have a chance to relax, sample some of their local and European brews. Maybe start out with a mild Belgium Stella Artois and take it from there. Does that stimulate you any better?
scavenger hasn't checked in here in awile!! As for the Deliverance reference she made. We went down to our property in KY this past weekend. Found a doll/frog/something nailed to a tree.. Once we heard Banjo music? We were out of there!!! Right after hanging more no trespassing signs Good times!! And a pic of me and my son (Close pic) and my son and my father (farther pic of the pool house).
Note the pic of above of us in the river (my father's pistol and the other guys is visible) and in this pic, my son's is hardly visible, and mine can be seen a little better Even Kyle (orange shirt/legally blind but passed his CCW class and has killed several deer) packs. If you're rolling with us? We pack.. All of us I'd rather be judged by 12.. Than carried by 6.
Great pics DexterDay Looks like y'all had a heck of a time! Still don't like the "voodoo" thing, but it's probably some kids doing stupid stuff. Trail Cam!
Yeah, my son (soon to be 15) is about 2" taller than me.. I'm only 35, but feel like 55.. Especially with this one.. She is only 5. But melts my heart.. Night y'all
while everyone was cooking brauts and burgers on their stainless gas grills (unless a microburst descended and knocked over your potted plants and umbrella table) I was cooking up an extraordinary idea. The Firewood Hoarders Club organization (based wherever it is and run by whomever) needs to buy a van. This will accomplish 2 goals--but first the van. Slap the FHC logo on the sides and have Earl Shive paint flames from the engine and affix a giant chainsaw on the top--not unlike the wiener mobile and the giant Idaho potato. The van will be striped bare inside in case a load of ash needs hauled. Members from across America will submit events in their area for the club van to attend--grocery store grand openings, blueberry parades, expansion bridge ribbon cuttings, car dealership extravaganzas, barn raisings--you get the picture--now the goals-- I will drive this rolling advertisement and along with a local FHC member who will offer advise on chainsaw maintenance and safety dos and donts at these events--I will be able to weed out eligible bachelors from all across our great nation--all the while the FHC ranks multiply! People will seek out the van with the bachelorette-- I think it's not too late to roll this summer and will await my call to duty--meanwhile the sharks that live on the land are circling--fins to the left--fins to the right--like I'm the only bait in town!
Look at that "frog" closely, is that some totally sinister looking spider crawling on its arm or what!
