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Grabbin the neighbor's ash

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  1. yooperdave

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    And of course the classic...."Man who fart in church, sit in own pew!"
     
    yooperdave, May 10, 2016
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    I thought that pertained to the famuily of skunks that went to church, they sat in their own pew.:thumbs:
     
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  3. Shawn Curry

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    Busted my ash a little more - had to unload the trailer but I felt like splittin em instead of stackin em.

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  4. NH mountain man

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    True story, I actually got a fortune cookie that said. " In case of fire, remain calm, pay bill, then run" True story!:loco: :crazy::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Another true story....I got one that read, "You are the master of all situations."
    Add basod's two extra words and.....Viola!!!!
    :whistle:
    :rofl: :lol:
     
    Eric VW, May 11, 2016
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    Now I gotta back an find and re-read Basod's post.
     
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    Stinky Fingers, or in bed?:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    The latter, you.
    The former doesn't fit grammatically without a modifier.... Or added punctuation:whistle:
    :rofl: :lol:
    :picard:
     
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    I dunno, depends on where you add it... "You are the master of all Stinky Fingers situations" or "You, Stinky Fingers, are the master of all situations." :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Now you're gonna go and get all high school English teacher on me! It ain't fair, I don't remember what the heck a modifier is.:doh::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Oh, Oh, I know, it's when you get a new saw, and then do a muff mod...you are the modifier! :whistle: :rofl: :lol: :picard:
    :D
     
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    I like it, but I never learned that in English. I am the Modifier! Yes, Take that Eric VW !:cool:
     
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    :BrianK:
    :rofl: :lol:
    :thumbs:
     
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    There. That's something to own right there.
    :thumbs:
    :picard:
     
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    But I still ain't sure what I own.o_O
     
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    You "own" being the modifier. And, you own a "dig" on me......:yes:
    Let me put a drawing together for ya..... Would you prefer red or blue crayon?:whistle:
    :rofl: :lol::thumbs:
    Just kidding with you NHMM:thumbs:
    English is more of a chore for me than a passion.
    And I know you can probably laugh off some of my humor. Right?:)

    Now then.....Notebook paper or or good ol' construction paper for a canvas for this picture I shall draw for you?
    :faint:
    :makeitrain"
     
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    I like construction paper, and I think I want a red crayon. I hope I'm right. Cause I don't wanna put coal miners out of business. Them folks in W. Virginia gotta eat too.
     
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    Was that another dig?:whistle:
    'Cos I don't live in WVA.....:wacky:
     
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    I know that that, but it's close by and I've been watching events on TV. So I kinda going with the let's stick together angle. And you guys being nieghbors and all. And you don't ever have to tell me you're just kidding me cause I know when you are.:thumbs:
     
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    I don't understand all those english questions you too were discussing..?

    Why didn't you just call a toll free number and press "one"?
     
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