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Discussion in 'Chainsaws and Power Equipment' started by Horkn, Mar 11, 2016.

  1. bobdog2o02

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    You guys got it all wrong, Saiga 12 with a drum mag is the best.
     
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    Gotta say, this thread, if it continues, could give some Kimberly threads a good run for the money on derailments. I can only imagine her best zombie weapon. A pack of harmonious carpenter bees and opossums working together in natural bliss. But their efforts are only 80% of what they could be, you only need to donate $20 to her cause and the bees can be victorious!!!!
     
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    Never been there but they tell me it's Blaze King Princess Hot....:rofl: :lol::thumbs::faint:
     
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    How is the chain sharpening coming?
     
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    Slowly.:rofl: :lol:
     
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    That was a good race. I know you don't like Jorge, but he's a great rider, and he likes playing mind games on Rossi.
     
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    bobdog2o02 , Eric was on the phone talking with my mom for hours. He's got a great excuse why he's not done sharpening his chains. :rofl: :lol:


    How's that for a derailment? :whistle:
     
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    Perfect!
    Your Mom is nice. You should call her more often!:rofl: :lol:
    J/K buckaroo!:yes:
     
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    They tried it and an axe. You got tired to fast.
     
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    They tried gun too. He couldn't reload enough and got jams.
     
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    Wow, small world... I love Horkn's Mom too. Her back rubs are the most bestest.
     
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    Hey now! I wasn't going there!:rofl: :lol:
    You might get a "Simmah Down Nah!" out of that post...:whistle::)
     
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    Going where? I thought she was a chiropractor?
     
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    I would think each zombie wrapping had it's pluses and minuses. For stealth at a distance, a crossbow is king, although a sniperized AR would be great as well. Close action stealth, a katana would be great. Gun jams are pretty much a non point. A semi auto shotgun with a large clip is a great tool.

    Now if a zombie hoard is about to surround you, I'd take a chainsaw. The gas will not run out in the amount of time that you could dispatch them all. Now, what chain and bar length would be optimal? Carbide cutters? Yeah, definitely. I'd also think that a light saw would be best. A 40cc saw would be light, and have enough grunt to cut zombies up well.
     
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    I think the larger issue is, once they're dispatched, how to stack them. I think the undead leaves faster when stacked face up with arms removed.....

    Discuss....
     
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    You stack them like kindlin' wood of course! DDP style 220px-DiamondDallasPageJune2011.jpg
     
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    Guns, crossbows... what happens when you are out of ammo, and it's gonna happen! Stealth is key, gotta be quite or you draw more in. Gimme a nice machete or sword.

    And I do give credit where credit is due. I don't doubt his talents, I just think he's a @$$ as do most. Look how everyone interacts with each other, then how they act with him, on the podium and everywhere.
     
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    Adam and Jamie proved that with the force and axe takes lots of force to fracture the skull. They set up a balistics gel head and skull in there so that they know the force needed to penetrate the skull. And they had a setup to tell them with a ding or buzzer to know if it was killing blow.

    They got tired after about 60+ zombies
     
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    They and me are 2 different people ;)
    What gun are you using that has a capacity of 60+?
     
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