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What If...

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by Grizzly Adam, Jan 10, 2014.

  1. Grizzly Adam

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    What if there really was a zombie apocalypse but instead of people it was tree who went after other trees and the only way to stop a zombie tree was to cut, split, stack and then season it down to less than 20% moisture content and then burned it? If you skipped any of these steps, except in the case of rounds less than about 5" in diameter, the fly ash would infect more tree. Would we still have all these green burners giving us a bad name? What other ramifications would there be?
     
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    You been drinking jack??
     
  3. Grizzly Adam

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    Nope, just thinking outside the box...
     
  4. defiant

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    Is acid involved??;)
     
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  5. Grizzly Adam

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    Nope. Just me.
     
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    A box of wine?
     
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  8. Grizzly Adam

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    That's cool Brian!
     
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  9. BrianK

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    C'mon Zombee Trees! "Let me introduce you to my little friend!"

    [​IMG]
     
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  10. Grizzly Adam

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    Finally, someone serious about the subject!
     
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    The Polar Vortex has done some strange things to people:whistle:
     
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    It is Friday....
     
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    Is it "CABIN FEVER"?
     
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  15. Grizzly Adam

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    I was just looking to have some fun by posting a ridiculous scenario.
     
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    Okay, seriously. I don't need one of those. But I need one of those.
     
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    D'oh! Doesn't everybody?!?
     
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    All I want to know is why Jack is not a moderator?

    Pure frickin genius in our midst.
     
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    I'm waiting on the novel. And the screen play. :popcorn:
     
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