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If you won the lottery.....

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by Jack Straw, Jan 9, 2014.

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Would you still cut firewood?

  1. Yes

    26.7%
  2. Hell yes

    51.7%
  3. Yes, with a French Maid helper

    23.3%
  4. No

    10.0%
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  1. Grizzly Adam

    Grizzly Adam Guest

    If I won the lottery...
    I would probably move to the English countryside and build a new house with geothermal to keep the house temperate. The house would be big and open so the wood heat would travel well, with a cook stove, wood stove, and a fireplace with a big hearth for romance and cooking. It would have its own well, solar panels and a electricity generating windmill. Electric heat would be employed, if necessary, when I am on holiday. The big house would be amid a large property with gardens, a stream, pond, orchard, and a wood lot. It would be dark so I can enjoy the night sky. The only services we would have would be internet and mobile phones.
     
  2. clemsonfor

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    I also forgot, I would install a second freestanding wood stove and class A pipe and an Englander 30 to help heat this monstrosity of a house.
     
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  3. mattjm1017

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    I was going to say if I won the lottery I wouldnt be anywhere that needed heat but then you offered a french maid to help so Im going with that Im just hoping she doesnt look like this

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  4. Grizzly Adam

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    Your drag needs work.
     
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  5. BrianK

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  6. mattjm1017

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    Some things in this world just shouldnt be seeno_O but I couldnt help myself:D
     
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  7. Grizzly Adam

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    Don't worry Matt, by the end of happy hour most people won't notice anything strange.
     
  8. BrianK

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    Uhhh ... some things even beer goggles can't help.

     
  9. ironpony

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    based on my life experience, seeing people who have money, lots of it.
    No Thank You
    you can keep it and I will continue on my lifes path AS IS.
     
  10. Grizzly Adam

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    Great song, great band. Can't believe all the airplay that one got considering its subject matter. Same goes for Walk on the Wild Side by Lou Reed.
     
  11. Blue Vomit

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    Would I still cut firewood?
    Not in the first few years, or months. I would be too busy spending my loot on ridiculous nonsense.
    After the money runs out and after my brief stint in rehab, I would be back to scrounging, cutting, and splitting firewood.
     
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    Some of you guys are not going to be a rich as you think. Your state will take half in taxes. Then your wife will take the other half because of the maid, and...............


    Hell yes, I would still burn wood. It would be in a new house on a very large acreage of woods up in the mountains. Maybe 1000 acres. And oh, the toys work equipment I would have. Oh, the equipment I would have.
     
  13. Grizzly Adam

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    Sounds similar to my plan. I like it!
     
  14. firecracker_77

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    Yeah...I'd have to have a lot of money to live the dream, but I'd be in rural Wisconsin near Lake Superior on acreage...and I'd spend my time in the woods.
     
  15. Grizzly Adam

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    It's a hermit's life for me! And you! And you and you and you!
     
  16. clemsonfor

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    U mean the "regime" will take half. I think my state takes 7%!!
     
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  17. Grizzly Adam

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    The regime is not my girl! She says that I am the one, but the kid is not my son!
     
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    ????
     
  19. Jack Straw

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  20. Gasifier

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    The regime?