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The Polish Moose Hunt.........................

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    Two Polish hunters named Stosh and Thad, hired a pilot to fly them into the Canadian wilderness, where they managed to bag two big Bull Moose.

    As they were loading the plane to return, the pilot said the plane could take only the hunters, their gear and one Moose.

    The hunters objected, saying, "Last year we shot two, and the pilot let us take them both...and he had exactly the same airplane as yours."

    Reluctantly the pilot, not wanting to be outdone by another bush pilot, gave in and everything was loaded.
    However, even under full power, the little plane couldn't handle the load, and went down, crashing in the wooded wilderness.
    Somehow, surrounded by the moose, clothing and sleeping bags, Stosh and Thad survived the crash.

    After climbing out of the wreckage, Thad asked Stosh, "Any idea where we are?"

    Stosh replied, "I think we're pretty close to where we crashed last year.."
     
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    :rofl: :lol::thumbs:
     
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    Hey...I am Irish Indian raised by a pollock....spelling???:)
     
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    milleo, I learned most of my pollack jokes from....the Polish folks. Most are great people.
     
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    me half polish, too................
     
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    Isn't pollock a fish?:whistle:
     
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    Yup and dam good eating....
     
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    So how do we spell polock, pollock, polelock???? Lol :picard:
     
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    Poelock?
    Polach
    Poloch
    Powlock
    Heck, I dunno.
     
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    pole-lock...........?
     
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    Maybe Polock????
     
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    I always thought it was two newfies that talked the pilot into flying them out.
     
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    ?????....
     
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    newfies - people from NewFoundland - Canada's most eastern province.
     
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    What does that got to do with polocks????
     
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    Rotti's joke starts with two polish hunters. The way I heard the joke was that it was two newfie hunters.
     
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    Lol....Oh....
     
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    Since I am 1/8 Polish and it is a new PC world and I am offended I am entitled. I am going to loot and steal and protest. I am going to loot your wood stacks, steal your saws. For protesting yes you bet your dupa I'm gunna kick and scream and cry til you give me more seasoned wood cuz I'm offended!;)
     
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    Newfoundland never should have become a Canadian Province! :popcorn:
     
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    Okay..............I'll bite............why?..................:popcorn: :rofl: :lol:
     
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