(Official) FWHC Secret Santa-- What Did You Get? Thread

And no I did not just respond to myself? There was an alert email that said MM responded and I saw it . He deleted it I guess. But I am responding this time to myself.!

 

Pretty sure my SS was Oldhippie. Guessed it by the shipping post office. Nothing else was on there to let me know.

The sound that the Buck Knife made back and forth in the box DROVE ME NUTS for a week trying to figure it out !!

My g/f says I was like a little kid

 

Mmmm Hmmm. Sure your not clemsonfor. Suurrrrrrre your not. LOL.

Oh. Hey. You just reminded me. I forgot to tell you guys this story.

It was Christmas Eve and all through my house, the dogs stunk up the rooms with gas while chasing a mouse.

While napping in my chair after "a few" beers I heard such a clatter, I stumbled and tripped on the dogs as I awoke to see what was the hell was the matter.

Well wouldn't ya know I ended up chatting with Santa for a bit, while I was getting the fat bastard un-stuck out of my chimney before his pants went to being lit!

Anywho, he told me that Scotty, yes the overkill man of the hour, would be doing some shopping of his own, and pew, Santa smelled like Wiskey Sour.

So as he slurred and stumbled his words, he said something like "Gift card, I was clueless as what to get him and his birds?

And his elves were too drunk to make him something nice and home made, I finally had to butt in and say, "Ya, whatever Santa. Now get those fricking deer off my roof before you make it collapse. You are having a drunkin memory lapse. "

"Look, I know you are a little unsteady. But don't you see all that heavy ice and snow that is on the roof already?"
"Woops. Sorry. Just kiddin ya my little fat friend. Thanks for all the gifts for the kids, and hey. Would ya happen to have a gift for me to help with the smell of the dogs other end?

"After all, Your are right. It is Christmas Eve. So Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!"

 

You're a poet and none of us know it! I gotta try that Grey Goose Santa said "put some Vix Vapor Rub above your upper lip so you can't smell the "dog" farts."

 

Guess again, I was just the messenger....

 

Scotty was on the list. There were 18 people as I recall.

 

I was chvyman99's SS, Was a task to find out what he could use....
I am still clueless as to who my SS was(is) it was a direct ship so no clues to go by.

 

Yep, BrianK was mine and I had DaveUSCG. That was hickory syrup in that molasses bottle.

 

Oh well now I'm stumped. I obviously haven't been paying close enough attention.

 

I thought I remembered seeing Scotty say he was in but when I went back to look at original thread I could not find it, but it was middle of night and all the derails it was confusing. I had not seen a post from him since that first message I thought I saw. If I remember right he snuck in last minute.

When I saw matts gift I thought it was Scotty as he blacksmiths. Never knew FP was a blacksmith too. But we don't know a lot about us I guess!

 

LOFL. I told you in my poem what Scotty got! A HaHaHa. Now how would I know all those details about Santa? LOFL!

 

Yeah, Scotty was in. Question is if he stayed in.

 

I picked up that you got a gift card for Scotty but did not know I'd that was just another gift you got?? Anybody get something you suspect came from Scotty? Like a few cords of wood? Brian don't know who sent his???

 

I don't know the answer to that. Who does not know their S.S.? Just M.M.?

 

I still don't know who my SS was.

 

Hmmmm. Looks like I should have kept track and wrote this stuff down. Okay. Who is going to go through the thread and do up the little chart and post a picture of it so we can all see who had who?