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Dementia Quiz.................

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  1. rottiman

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    DEMENTIA QUIZ

    FIRST QUESTION:
    YOU ARE A PARTICIPANT IN A RACE. YOU OVERTAKE
    THE SECOND PERSON. WHAT POSITION ARE YOU IN?





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    ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE FIRST,
    THEN YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY WRONG! IF YOU OVERTAKE THE
    SECOND PERSON AND YOU TAKE HIS PLACE, YOU ARE IN SECOND PLACE!

    TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT TIME.
    NOW ANSWER THE SECOND QUESTION,
    BUT DON'T TAKE AS MUCH TIMEAS
    YOU TOOK FOR THE FIRST QUESTION, OK?


    SECOND QUESTION:
    IF YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON, THEN YOU ARE....?
    (SCROLL DOWN)




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    ANSWER: IF YOU ANSWERED THAT YOU ARE SECOND TO LAST, THEN YOU ARE.....
    WRONG AGAIN. TELL ME SUNSHINE, HOW CAN YOU OVERTAKE THE LAST PERSON??


    YOU'RE NOT VERY GOOD AT THIS, ARE YOU?


    THIRD QUESTION:
    VERY TRICKY ARITHMETIC! NOTE:
    THIS MUST BE DONE IN YOUR HEAD ONLY.
    DO NOT USE PAPER AND PENCIL OR A CALCULATOR.
    TRY IT.



    TAKE1000 AND ADD 40 TO IT. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000 NOW ADD 30.
    ADD ANOTHER 1000. NOW ADD 20 .. NOW ADD ANOTHER 1000.
    NOW ADD 10. WHAT IS THE TOTAL?


    SCROLL DOWN FOR THE CORRECT ANSWER.....




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    DID YOU GET 5000?
    THE CORRECT ANSWER IS ACTUALLY 4100...



    IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE IT, CHECK IT WITH A CALCULATOR!
    TODAY IS DEFINITELY NOT YOUR DAY, IS IT?
    MAYBE YOU'LL GET THE LAST QUESTION RIGHT.... MAYBE...



    FOURTH QUESTION:

    MARY'S FATHER HAS FIVE DAUGHTERS:
    1. NANA,2. NENE,3. NINI,4.. NONO, AND ???

    2 WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FIFTH DAUGHTER?





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    DID YOU ANSWER NUNU? NO! OF COURSE IT ISN'T.
    HER NAME ISMARY!READ THE QUESTION AGAIN!







    OKAY, NOW THE BONUS ROUND,
    I.E., A FINAL CHANCE TO
    REDEEM YOURSELF:





    A MUTE PERSON GOES INTO A SHOP AND WANTS TO BUY A TOOTHBRUSH.
    BY IMITATING THE ACTION OF BRUSHING HIS TEETH HE
    SUCCESSFULLY EXPRESSES HIMSELF TO THE SHOPKEEPER AND THE PURCHASE IS DONE.
    NEXT, A BLIND MAN COMES INTO THE SHOP WHO WANTS TO BUY A
    PAIR OF SUNGLASSES; HOW DOES HE INDICATE WHAT HE WANTS?





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    IT'S REALLY VERY SIMPLE
    HE OPENS HIS MOUTH AND ASKS FOR IT...
    DOES YOUR EMPLOYER ACTUALLY PAY YOU TO THINK??
    IF SO DO NOT LET THEM SEE YOUR ANSWERS FOR THIS TEST!



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    PASS THISON TO FRUSTRATE THE
    SMART PEOPLE IN YOUR LIFE!
     
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    huh?
     
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    Good ones Rotti. Im obviously an idiot. I will get a calculator tomorrow at work!

    Let me ask you this, you may know it, but, if you had to go into one of the 3 rooms below, which would it be?

    a) a room engulfed in flames
    b) a room with a lion that hasn't eaten in 3 weeks
    c) a room that holds the most gruesome murderers that will kill you.




















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    -------------------------Answer: B, the room with the lion that hasn't eaten in 3 weeks. He'd be dead.....
     
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    Hate.... Word...... Problems...... And........ Riddles.......
    rottiman, take a break man!:rofl: :lol:
     
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    My wife did better than me...:(
    But then again she is 8 years younger than me:whistle::thumbs:
     
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    Failed x 2
     
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    Thanks for the complete insecurity.
     
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    If you had 20 sick sheep and 1 died how many would you have left? Now ask someone this question and see what answers you get.:headbang:
     
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    19 sick sheep left?
     
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    Got a couple right but that is it.....
     
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    Say it out loud to someone !
     
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    :rofl: :lol: I
    get why you wanted to say out loud. The answer I got was 25 hahaha
     
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    We should start a dementia test thread. :BrianK:
     
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    Oh man !!! now my head hurts o_O :wacky:
     
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    20. A dead sheep is still a sheep.
     
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    Say it out loud........
    lukem seems to be the smart one.
    I however, don't seem to be smart enough to fight my way out of a wet paper bag even if I had a running chainsaw in my hands.
     
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    Thanks!! Yep, failed all the above.....
     
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