Marijuana bundle drops from sky, slams into family's carport

Would ya have to tear up that old pavement there... or just roll right over Mr Smear with new tar...

 

Happened early in the AM. Wake and bake?

 

If that had dropped on my carport, I sure would be sleeping good, night's, for a long, long, long time

 

Man, I've heard of pennies from Heaven. But, pot from Heaven? Wowzers.

 

Sure as He$$ beats those stories of frozen Do-Do falling through roofs from passing airliners......

 

Honeeeeey. I think your friends just dropped something off for you!

 

heh...

 

He was wearing a ballistic vest and holding on to a 70 pound duffel bag full of cocaine. The splat may not have been as bad as you think.

 

How about... Speed Bump...

 

The show "Justified" had an episode depicting that, titled Where's Waldo.

I think that happened down in Corbin, Ky.

 

would have looked like someone stepped on the worlds largest puffball mushroom "Poof"

ballistic vest or not its still 32 ft/sec it aint gonna be pretty

 

Wow, just read his wiki page, it's like the guy set himself up learning the tools of the trade (narcotics task force with the police, practiced law) so he could do better at his "real job".

I found this funny:

"Three months later, a dead black bear was found in the Chattahoochee National Forest that had apparently overdosed on cocaine dropped by Thornton."

 

I've seen articles written by editors that weren't any better, so, there ya' go....................

 

Read Sally Denton's book "The Bluegrass Conspiracy" to get a more in depth view of what happened. Part of the story centers around the disappearance of Melanie Flynn, the sister of former major leaguer Doug Flynn.

 

How about "Crack Filler......................"

 

Nice big squeegee and it's all gooder.