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  1. Butcher

    Butcher

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    I have always been of the firm belief that man and woman cohabitating in a one on one situation was just a cruel joke played on us by God. Well, this morning I woke to see my wife still here after 2 years of unlawful carnal knowledge and 34 years of being married to me as of this date. It is sure a good thing she didn't find me on a shelf at Wal-Mart and saved the receipt or I would surely have been returned to the customer service department long ago.
     
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    Happy Anniversary to you and your bride!
     
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  4. basod

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    Butcher you have such a subtle way of celebrating things:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I want to wish you a Happy Anniversary but should I? or just send Mrs. Butcher a sympathy card?
     
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  6. Butcher

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    You better believe it man. for supper tonight we are having some of the nicest lion steaks you ever seen. I don't want to screw them up on the far pit cuz it was worse than pulling teeth to get them steaks.:grizz:
     
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    Loin can be good if young - those old males are tough, aren't really contributing to the pack and may turn on man anyways.....but public opinion is probably telling society otherwise.
     
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    Happy Anniversary to you and Mrs. Butcher. May you and yours have many more years of Wedded Bliss...
     
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    The Mrs has butcher and an adorable brittany, good in my book!
     
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    Hate to tell ya this Butcher, but after x amount of time, walmart won't take returns!

    Cograts- up's down's etc........ you 2 did something right!:thumbs:
     
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  11. papadave

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    Dang man, you must be almost as old as me.:D
    Congrats on the long term marriage.
    Oh yeah, the 2 years of "unlawful carnal knowledge" too.:dex:
     
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    Congrats to the Walmart Special!
     
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    I think they pro-rate after 10 years.
     
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    And I heard the Groom is a perty good cook too.
     
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    Congrats Butcher! Keep it going, man!
     
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    Congrats man.
     
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    I agree with Basod. Butcher you have a unique way of putting it. Many more happy anniversary's.
     
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    Happy belated Anniv. Butcher. Did you get a free cleaning and exam with those steaks??????
     
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