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Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by schlot, Apr 27, 2015.

  1. Stinny

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    We're gonna need pics wildwest ... right Jack Straw? :popcorn:
     
  2. Shawn Curry

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    No problem guys! Just send me your SS#'s and wire $5000 to my bank account, and I'll get them for you. :handshake:

    The pics are currently in the possession of a wealthy Nigerian prince, but getting them shouldn't be a problem. :yes:
     
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  3. Jack Straw

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    Nah.I don't trust anyone else so I trim my own ponytail every few months.Besides why waste $15 at the barber for a 30 second clip when that money can be used elsewhere? ;)

    Same with a haircut or a beard trimming,barber down the street (haven't been there in 15 years) charges the same whether he just takes off a little or removes it all....
     
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    Plus the lady of the house can make it look best. Longer here, and very short there, much better than a stranger.
     
  6. Shawn Curry

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    I tried that once, when I was a kid... :emb:

    barberplay.jpg

    All I can say is, if you want professional results, you should seek professional help! :D

    mullet.jpg
     
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    I get those too! They always say they live in my same town, but I've done Google image searches on them and they're always models from eastern Europe. I've never friended one of them, but it makes me wonder what they're up to. Is it just some creep wanting to view pictures of me, or are they hoping to steal my identity?
     
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    I bought a buzz cutting kit many years ago and haven't been to a barber since.
    Used to go on a regular basis, then decided the $15 (like thistle) could be better used elsewhere.
     
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    I think you are right.
     
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    All I know is if someone from Wyoming tries to friend you on Facebook don't accept it... nothing but trouble! :)
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rootintootin::whistle:
     
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    Here's the best of the best..... in the 1990's DH got a life insurance policy, neglected to mention it to me. I received a phone call from the insurance company to verify information. She said the beneficiary is 100% to Julie White. I replied, who the hell is Julie White? My name is not Julie White BTW.......
     
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    We're now gonna need a truckload of :popcorn: ... OK... keep goin'...
     
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    Poor hubby got the :heidi: because of a clerical mistake on the insurance companies part :picard::rofl: :lol: Apparently Mr. White had come into the office the same day....
     
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    How long was DH in the doghouse... :rofl: :lol:
     
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    WTF is that?!! :startled: :hair: All I can say is...if I had a dog that looked like that,I'd shave its azz & make it walk backwards! :rofl: :lol:
     
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    I love FHC. We started out talking about Facebook and eventually we end up talking about haircuts, insurance ads and shaving dogs rearends.

    Lol. Surprised we arent discussing beer yet.
     
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