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Two long winters have made..........

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by thewoodlands, Apr 1, 2015.

  1. yooperdave

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    Must've been looking for that pup.
     
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  2. ironpony

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    me move to St Croix.....no heating no cooling, just right
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  3. yooperdave

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    Nice smooth landing--for a hurricane!
     
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  4. DaveGunter

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    Tried that one too, it didn't work the way I thought it would, she just rolled her eyes and said "not another one"
     
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  5. Scotty Overkill

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    Guy at work had a GREAT one pulled on him by his wife last evening....

    He's always pranking her as well as us guys at work. Well she fixed him pretty good!!

    So he goes home from work yesterday, gets in the shower, and proceeds to wash, but as he's bathing he noticed a funky smell coming from the water.....smelled like oniony chicken. He gets out of the shower and proceeds to smell himself after he dried off.....still smells a chicken funk....

    After racking his brain for almost a half hour, wife informs him that she had stuck a chicken boullion cube inside the shower head!!!!! I almost pizzed my pants when he told us that story at work today!!

    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:

    He had to get another shower, needless to say......match point!!

    :thumbs:
     
  6. lukem

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    You shouldn't joke about that stuff....that's a sure way to get pregnant. Ask me how I know.
     
  7. Bret Hart

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    Agreed.

    Plenty of things snipped and cut so not likely but still possible. Besides, 5 kids is more than enough. :hair:
     
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  8. lukem

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    Word.
     
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    Your PREGNANT? o_O :rofl: :lol:
     
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  10. lukem

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    I am? No beer tonight???? Aaaaaarrrrrggggghh!!!!!!!
     
  11. boettg33

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    Me? I went to lunch with my boss, and he did a pretty good job of getting me drunk. By the time I got home, I was feeling very tired from being tipsy as well as a cold coming on. Needless to say, beer does not help prevent colds.

    My wife did not think it was a very good April fools joke.
     
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    :Yar: :doh:
     
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    They usually don't

     
  14. bogydave

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    As usual, I'm late to the party
    But you had me going until I read a few other post. :)
     
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    Okay, how'd you know how to get pregnant?.................................:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    I've been to Zap's place and no way would I have believed his post. Nope, it ain't going to happen. He will keep burning even if he has to use only pellets. I know this for sure because Mrs Zap told me so. :rofl: :lol: