No, seriously, last time I had a chainsaw it was much smaller, hubby overly PPE'd me, and let me only limb the small stuff he felled.
I have some of my own as well that I won't post, thanks for laughing with me!! Still, those "boots" are quite perty.
I once knew a girl who had "boots" on her back. She wasn't much to look at, but boy, everyone wanted to dance with her.