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Things I have always wondered about!

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  1. MightyWhitey

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    To sit on the egg she "may or may not" have laid.
     
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    Pete and Repete were sitting on a fence. Pete fell off, who was left???
     
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    Can you use four 9's and use the utmost of 2 math symbols; make the total be 100??
     
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    A guy and his wife are driving down a highway. The car runs out of gas. The man locks his wife in the car and tells her not to let anyone in. He walks away to get gas. When he returns there is a stranger in the car with his wife, she didn't open any of the doors or windows while he was gone. How did the stranger get in the car? You Car Talk fans should know this one.:yes:
     
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    99 + 9/9
     
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    Wife had a "bun in the oven."
     
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    And the husband was in big trouble for running out of gas.
     
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    Oh, I forgot about Google. :doh:
     
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    Reminds me of the story of the day Shawn Curry was born.
     
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    I was going to guess he left the top down.
     
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    I've often wondered if a duck has a water-tight arse?????????
     
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    I believe it's a reverse assmosis type system :rofl: :lol:
     
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    A question I actually asked a friend of mine from Alaska this week-
    How cold does it have to be before you see the steam from your own farts?
     
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    So I guess that means it can't suck and blow @ the same time?????? :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Some things are better left unseen:BrianK:
     
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    13.76 Deg. with a slight breeze.:whistle:
     
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    She fessed up and told me 12 degrees. Wonder if that's really true? (I'll have to give that a whirl sometime)
     
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