So I thought of this thread today. Filled both the saws with gas. Then oil. Hoisted them up on to the bed of the truck only to find I had never put the oil cap on the big saw. Oh my friggin god! Really?! So I cleaned that mess up best I could in the bed liner when it is 15 º outside. UGH! About an hour later I fill the saws with them again and spill gas all over the tail gate. I just walked away for a minute. Then walked back. I'll be alright. It's alright. Back to work now.
Oh they are special alright! LOL. But I still got some work done and had fun. It is what you make it.
husband and wife demo 1960's upper kitchen cabinets. wife swinging splitting maul takes down long 2x4 with nails still in it. While she is dress suit from work and high heels. husband says "honey don't step on those nails or turn that board over" wife demo's old large dog house. husband says "honey don't step on those nails or move the boards" Once again she did not have proper footwear. Both times the wife ended up with nails deep in her foot. The first one got a tetanus shot
Those are all just slight bumps in the road around here. Female didn't want to wait at stop light cut across parking lot in front of me as I am plowing- like 5 ft in front - 15,000 lbs just does not stop on a dime. she ended up on top of a mound of snow about 8 ft up ( Ya I didn't stop right away) Never heard such nasty stuff out of a females mouth. LEO's come start writing her tickets, everytime she started in with that mouth the Leo wrote her another one. illegal to cut across private property to avoid stop light.
Bumping this one back up. the old lady doesn't work friday's. today at lunch i get a phone call. "I backed up into the snow bank and my car died" so i'm like chuckling inside... trying not to laugh. "ok, did you try to turn it back on? is it clicking? or just not turning over?" i ask. "it won't turn on!" so, that's not at all what i asked lol carrying on i ask... "Do you have gas?" "yea, the light just came on a little before i got home yesterday" I hate to say so, but this has happened before. she comes home with like 1/12th of a tank. The driveway is pretty hilly, so the second she starts backing down off the flat part, the fuel sender loses fuel. luckily, i have a friend near by who was able to rescue her with the snowblower gas tank. took about a full gallon to get the car to start again lol still, it doesn't explain why she backed up into the snow bank instead of going down the driveway. ROFL Good thing her car is pretty old haha happy friday folks. She's got dinner on the stove for me as we speak. Love that girl
I had two sportier looking cars, was rescued by being told by husband to jump up and down on the rear bumper a couple times to slosh what little fuel was in there around. Atleast it got me out of the road
My mother backed into a 6' high stack of whole logs, she was worried about her bumber. Husband was relieved the log pile stopped her from going over the cliff!!
Wife and I are flying home from our honey moon in Mexico. We are over either Minnesota or Iowa and I look out the window and said wow look at all that snow. The wife looks and says wow can we go snowmobiling when we get home. I turn and looked her square in the eyes and said those are the clouds. The whole plane was rolling. Needless to say the honey moon was officially over
