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Wed. Whatzit joke

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  1. Butcher

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    A wood hoarder, a priest and a parrot walk into a bar. The bartender says.........
     
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    Hey guys. (anti-joke)
     
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    And the parrot says....
     
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  4. Grizzly Adam

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    Polly wants some cedar.
     
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    What the hell you doin in here Wood Hoarder?
     
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    Why didn't you use the door? That bar must have hurt!
     
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    Larson - Hay Bar.gif
     
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    ".......figured you'd be passed out by now, curled up next to some random Stihl or Hussy,..I mean Husqy."
    Parrot- What you talkin' 'bout Willis?!?
    Bartender- ..I said Husqy! .... what?
    Priest- "You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again, I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."
    Hoarder- " (hic)".. smile:drunk:


    and the bartender says....
     
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    Parrot, why the heck did you WALK into the bar? If I had wings I'd fly in!
     
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    :popcorn:
     
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    "Why the long face?" Wait...that's a different joke.
     
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    ... like, when J Fn Kerry walks into a bar? :rofl: :lol:
     
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