Hey that looks just like my PennsylTucky chainsaw......methinks there may be a patent infringement here......
It was on CL as a green, non-polluting chainsaw. No gas/oil mix, no fumes. In my opinion it would cause a lot of ground water pollution because I'm gonna need a lot of beer to get that thing up to cutting speed... KaptJaq
The operator is gonna have to have a large portion of beans first... The porting may be painful! KaptJaq
An old-timer had just turned 75 and had spent almost his whole life in the woods logging, occasionally coming into town for provisions. His two sons chipped in for his first chain saw, which they hoped would make his life considerably easier. Two weeks later, the boys came around to the cabin to see how the old man was making out. They found their father cutting wood by hand, as usual, and the new chain saw was discarded in a corner of the yard. “Pa, what are you doing?” one of the sons asked. “What’s wrong with the chain saw?” “damm thing don’t work,” replied the father. “Took me three days to get barely a half cord with it.” “That’s strange,” said his son. “Bernie Squires checked it out before he sold it to us and he said it was in perfect shape. Let’s have a look.” The son checked the gas and the oil, switched the starter button on, and gave the rope a yank. It started up immediately and the old man jumped in surprise. “What the Hell's that noise?!” he yelled.
