I should be offended

Got outta the shower awhile ago and went down stairs to sit by the wood stove and watch the evening news. Soon I heard the water running in the bathroom up stairs and went up to investigate. Seems the wife was rinsing out the tube after I was done with my shower. Why you may ask does that offend me? Well....lets just say I now know my ranking around this hooch!

I mean really? gotta rinse my stink outta the tub for the dog? Well, I guess least it don't take me a 5 gallon bucket, a water pitcher and some other do dads to get clean. But I guess to the dogs credit, it got a good warm rub down. HMMMM>

 

Yea. I just heard the wife say "you ready for bed?"
I didn't even look up... She was talking to the dog
Guess who is on my side of the bed...again...
last night he was laying with his head on my pillow

 

you better hope she doesn't take him in to get his nails trimmed..................

 

...and something for his breath...

 

yea right

 

She said those bottles of sweet breath were for training the dog.

 

Dogs have a great sense of SMELL ! If you get my drift!

 

I know how you feel, the same exact thing happens to me here.
When I do get up to bed I stand there with my arms crossed looking
at my male boxer on my side of the bed in a perpendicular fashion.
If he was laying even with us I'd just move him over and get it but
sorry bud, you gotta go.

 

Three rat terriers can take half of king bed so I have to get to bed before they do.

 

Try 2 humans, 3 dogs and one cat in a Queen bed. I swear the pets are the most extremely effective force-field defending my wife from my conjugal visits that I have ever encountered... TMI (?)