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Words of Wisdom

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  1. wildwest

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    I always assumed that was unspoken husband thing, ALL husbands :rofl: :lol:
     
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    oops :)


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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    I thought this was a thread of "Words of Wisdom." C'mon you guys.

    For your Sunday agenda:

    He who farts in church sits in his own pew.

    It's considered tacky to take a cooler to church.
     
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    Only if there isn't enough beer inside for everyone.:D
     
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    When your wife says " Does this outfit make my butt look fat"? Never,Ever say "No but the doughnuts do"!

    Gary
     
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    Team work is important; it helps to put the blame on someone else.
     
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    Ask me no questions
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    If you ever get hit with a bucket of chit
    You better close yer eyes
     
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    It's not getting what you want. It's wanting what you got.
     
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    "Does this outfit make my butt look big?"

    "No honey, your butt makes your butt look big."
     
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