I know a guy at work that says holy chit the bed whenever something goes wrong. That and when in doubt run and shout.
I think it maybe a West Virginia thing , I had a few friends in college from WV that used to say it all the time .
We had awful bugs over Thanksgiving and Christmas, no laxatives or sleeping pills involved. Same result
So, what about sky diving? Or hang gliding or something similar? But can you imagine what it would be like when you got into one of those huge crowds where you can hardly move and suddenly nature begins calling and then shouting? Hum... I usually like to fart when in a crowded area but wouldn't want that to go any farther.
A few years ago, I and one of my sisters were out in public somewhere when an elderly person passed us. Only thing was thats not all they passed...must've been on the way to the rest rooms and it seems with every step there was another audible announcement of their intentions. I looked at my sister and said "They've got the walking farts". She laughed and said "No, they're just doing some crop dusting!"
The usual rule of "It didn't happen w/o the picture" DEFINITELY does not apply to this thread.............just sayin.....................
My wife does not like to have me along when grocery shopping. If I have to let one out, I do then quickly go to another aisle. Then there was the time when the bulk foods kick was on in most grocery stores. They had these barrels with various types of food. We were in a bit of a hurry and my wife asked me to go pick up some vitamin. That just happened to be next to the bulk foods. I grabbed what I wanted and as I turned to go back, there was this huge lady and suddenly she bent over to get something from one of the barrels and it must have been low. Holy catfish!!!! I don't know just how wide she was but geeze....... I stood there amazed then finally come to my senses and then there was my wife in produce motioning for me to come to her. I think my eyes were still about the size of those barrels. Without thinking, as I was going to her there was a small freezer on the end of one row and another lady was getting something but I paid no attention. I was just like, "Honey. Did you see the arse on that woman?" Suddenly, the lady who was at the freezer stood straight erect and said, "WELL!" Then she took off. Then I couldn't stop laughing. My wife asked me to please leave the store.
