I am less worried about the broken foot that the fact that you are watching Ellen. 3 month penalty on your man card?
OMG................what happened? Since your watching Ellen you must obviously be delirous on pain killers.................................... seriously though, take care of yourself, heal quick.
Find another tv in another room out of hearing range!! Stay on the computer!! Read a book (remember those things?)!!! Stop abusing yourself by being in the room with "someone else was watching ellen"!
My wife has had bunion surgery twice now. What we feared never happened and she healed quickly with not much pain at all. That is nice when it happens that way.