Okay guys, here we go.......AGAIN!! We OFFICIALLY own this site, and now, we can actually REALLY build on it....it's the new and IMPROVED Firewood Hoarders Club thread!!! There can be different levels of addiction, lets discuss. 1 to 3 cord = social hoarder 3 to 6 cord = wood-a-holic 6 to 10 cord = cord-hoarder 10 to 15 cord = BTU possesor 15 to 20 cord = SWA (severe wood addict) 20 to 25 cord = FBCJ (full-blown cordwood JUNKIE) 25 - 30 cord = woodpile PSYCHO. 30 - 35 cord = Firewood FREAK 35 cord - up = Cordwood CORLEONE So guys and gals, what do you think? Lets get this thing going AGAIN, we can put it in our signatures!
SWA all the way! Again, THANK YOU for all your hard work Scotty and Mods--this site is looking great. I feel like I've arrived, like in the end of the movie "Shawshank Redemption" where Red finally meets up w/Andy in Mexico, Zhihuatenejo. Good feeling, good times ahead!
what if you (me) have many cords stacked on your property ready to go and you do not even burn wood?? I burn pellets but I cut and stack all the downed stuff on the property and then it rots to the ground. The wood fired oven and firepit uses some, but most goes to waste. Probably need to add a SD class Stacking Dummy
Added 2 more cords over the past days...have a system down, can process from unloading, sawing to size, splitting, hauling and stacking 1/2 cord in just over an hour with the help of a neighbor who is also now a wood hoarder.
I'm Jack "the Knife" and I am currently a cord-hoarder but will soon be a BTU Possessor. However, at that point I will instead call myself a BTU Processor to pay tribute to my own policy of processing firewood quickly and efficiently so it can begin drying.
Severe Wood Addict here! got 15 cord stacked and a few more cord split and in rounds awaiting stacking.
Just a wood-a-holic now and will be demoted sometime around the first of the year as the pile shrinks.
