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What's up today (bullchiting) thread.

Discussion in 'Everything Else (off topic)' started by Gasifier, Oct 6, 2013.

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  1. Stinny

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    Yer sittin on yer privoscus... now..... the frostiness comes from brain freeze tryin' to come up with stealthy mechanical terms to cover up a complete lack of any idea why my truck starts when I turn the key... :emb:... :whistle:
     
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    Isn't that a form of Optical Rectalititus??????????????
     
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    Ahhh, yep, I definitely got it.
     
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    That's a very different syndrome Rotti... that's what we get when sliding thru an intersection on ice, and we see the word Mack on the vehicle coming right at us... our azzhole puckers up so tight you can't even see it with spectacles... :D
     
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    :picard:
     
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    I KNEW it. I have that too.
    Wait, we can't see our azzholes or a Mack truck? This is an important distinktion.
     
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    Most of those that have this Dave, can't tell their azzes from a Mack truck so... no prob... :rootintootin:
     
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    Whew, I feel so much better now. Thanks for clear....hey, wait a minute.....
     
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    :rofl: :lol: The last several posts, (insert smiley crying laughter tears)
     
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    o_O
     
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    Naw, that's more like "mixed emotions"...............
     
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    Get a grip girl... :D
     
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    That puckerin' thing can really tear up a seat cushion too... :hair:
     
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    Actually, the true form of mixed emotions would be something like your ex-wife and her meddleing mother sliding backwards off a cliff in your brand new Escalade...................
     
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    Uh oh Rotti... sounds like there might be a story here? :D
     
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    seriously, you all are making my ribs hurt from laughing :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Now THAT, is funny.
    Stick around....we're here all week. (besides, the cover is REALLY cheap)
    :popcorn:Yes rotti,...do tell.:popcorn:
     
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    This is the What's up today Bullchitting thread. Now who says I can't tell the difference between a truck and a butt!:mad:
     

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    I cannot tell a lie, I read it on Social Media...........................and we know that it never lies!!!!!!!!:rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Oh,Oh............screw with the Bull and you get the horn...............
     
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