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Your best dad jokes...

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  1. buZZsaw BRAD

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    What do you call an animal that hoards bananas?

    A chipmonkey

    BO
     
  2. stoveliker

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    A midget was pickpocketed.
    He was speechless.
    How could someone stoop so low!


    (No offense meant if there are height challenged folks reading this - just don't know how else to name the situation.)
     
  3. yooperdave

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    Oh no! A Dad joke with a PC disclaimer added! :picard:


    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
  4. brenndatomu

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    That one really came up short...
     
  5. MikeInMa

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    Don't give up your day job. :cool:
     
  6. brenndatomu

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    Gotta be honest...
    I still haven't got that one...maybe it'll hit me eventually...
     
  7. stoveliker

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    Hoarding -> chipmunk
    Bananas -> monkey
    Hoarding bananas ->...
     
  8. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Did you hear the one about the Liberty bell?...cracked me up too!

    What do you get when you cross George Washington and cattle feed?...the fodder of our country!

    What's the difference between a duck and George Washington?...one has a bill on his face and the other has his face on a bill!

    Happy Independence day FHC! :usa:
     
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  9. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Why was mother nature embarrassed? she saw the weatherstripping!

    BO
     
  10. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Did you hear about the meat smoker that told dad jokes?

    He had some rib ticklers!!!

    BO
     
  11. Backwoods Savage

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    What did the calf say to the silo?

    Is my fodder in there?
     
  12. billb3

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    In the Bahamas a slice of pie is $4.
    In Cuba the same slice of pie is $2.

    and that my friends is the pie rates of the Caribbean.
     
  13. Backwoods Savage

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    We used to ask, "Where is Moscow?"

    Correct answer is, in the barn, beside Pa's cow.