Buying cordwood, too much trash?

Same here with disposing of the splitter litter. Although as of late ill use feed bags and collect the little shards. Sell them to customers.

Ive been meaning to ask and I'm sure its been answered in the past, but why is Mrs. Yooperdave known as "99"?

 

Agreed, that stuff is great for starting a fire. I have crates full of this stuff that I collect when splitting.

Fistful or two of that stuff with a half of fire starter and off to the races.

 

I would like to know the 99 reason as well….

 

I believe it refers to her weight BUT in reality she probably gets her way 99% of time
As he’s still married

so does my beautiful bride

 

My wife has learned that she can’t always have what she wants. She whines like a pouty mouse, but she understands why some things can’t be. We’ve been together for over 20 years.

 

This about sums it up!

 

seems like a bit more than normal to me, but I wouldn't use the word excessive either.
I usually pull a garden rake through it and keep and burn anything the garden rake snags and throw the tiny bits in the compost/woods/garden

 

Good one!

This is pretty close......

 

Rule #1 Ms. buZZsaw is always right.
Rule #2 When she is wrong, refer to rule #1

We "celebrated" 19 years together on March 2.