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    A church visitor asked the pastor, “Can I request prayer?”
    “Sure, what do you want prayer for?”
    “My cousin died last week. Pray that God will guide him in the afterlife.”
    The pastor asked, “Suppose you're taking an exam. Should you pray before the exam or after?”
    “Obviously, before the exam.”
    “Right. When you pray after the exam, it’s like you’re asking God to change the grades. That is not possible because God is faithful. He cannot deceive the result. Similarly, when we die, the exam is over. We can no longer change our destiny. Hebrews 9:27 says that we die once and then face judgment. That means no second chance. I’m sorry for your relative. He can no longer be prayed for. That is why people need to understand the Gospel while they are still alive. They had to accept Jesus as Lord and Savior before it was all over.”
    Sinners who believe they can be saved after death will get the greatest shock of their lives. Teach the truth because that’s the only thing that can set people free. (John 8:32)
     
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    Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and another 50% of what people think you’ve got. Sophia Loren.

    In order for a goal to be effective, it must effect change. Zig Ziglar

    Your logic is not going to change an action but an action will change your feeling. W. Clement Stone
     
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    Be a loner. That gives you time to wonder, to search for the truth. Have a Holy curiosity. Make your life worth living. Albert Einstein


    People will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel.


    “If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” – Mark Twain
     
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    “Life isn’t about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.” – George Bernard Shaw

    “If you want to know what a man’s like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals.” – J.K. Rowling

    It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages.
     
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    “To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.” Ralph Waldo Emerson


    When you talk you are repeating what you already know. But when you listen, you may learn something new.
     
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    A toothpaste factory had a problem: Due to the way the production line was set up, sometimes empty boxes were shipped without the tube inside. People with experience in designing production lines will tell you how difficult it is to have everything happen with timings so precise that every single unit coming off of it is perfect 100% of the time. Small variations in the environment (which cannot be controlled in a cost-effective fashion) mean quality assurance checks must be smartly distributed across the production line so that customers all the way down to the supermarket won’t get frustrated and purchase another product instead.

    Understanding how important that was, the CEO of the toothpaste factory gathered the top people in the company together. Since their own engineering department was already stretched too thin, they decided to hire an external engineering company to solve their empty boxes problem.

    The project followed the usual process: budget and project sponsor allocated, RFP (request for proposal), third-parties selected, and six months (and $8 million) later a fantastic solution was delivered — on time, on budget, high quality and everyone in the project had a great time. The problem was solved by using high-tech precision scales that would sound a bell and flash lights whenever a toothpaste box would weigh less than it should. The line would stop, and someone had to walk over and yank the defective box off the line, then press another button to re-start the line.

    A short time later, the CEO decided to have a look at the ROI (return on investment) of the project: amazing results! No empty boxes ever shipped out of the factory after the scales were put in place. There were very few customer complaints, and they were gaining market share. “That was some money well spent!” he said, before looking closely at the other statistics in the report.

    The number of defects picked up by the scales was 0 after three weeks of production use. How could that be? It should have been picking up at least a dozen a day, so maybe there was something wrong with the report. He filed a bug against it, and after some investigation, the engineers indicated the statistics were indeed correct. The scales were NOT picking up any defects, because all boxes that got to that point in the conveyor belt were good.


    Perplexed, the CEO traveled down to the factory and walked up to the part of the line where the precision scales were installed. A few feet before the scale, a $20 desk fan was blowing any empty boxes off the belt and into a bin. Puzzled, the CEO turned to one of the workers who stated, “Oh, that…One of the guys put it there ’cause he was tired of walking over every time the bell rang!”
     
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    Necessity - The mother of all inventions.
     
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    "I've been looking for the river that could fill my soul."

    "They could say what they want, I don't want what they say."

    "I was born far from home."


    Fill My Cup:
     
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    Glass takes one million years to decompose, which means it never wears out and can be recycled an infinite amount of times!


    Gold is the only metal that doesn't rust, even if it's buried in the ground for thousands of years.


    Your tongue is the only muscle in your body that is attached at only one end.


    If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. When a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off.
     
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    I like this song too.
     
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    Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals.

    Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers.


    The song, Auld Lang Syne, is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year.

    Drinking water after eating reduces the acid in your mouth by 61 percent.
     
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    Peanut oil is used for cooking in submarines because it doesn't smoke unless it's heated above 450F.


    The roar that we hear when we place a seashell next to our ear is not the ocean, but rather the sound of blood surging through the veins in the ear.


    Nine out of every 10 living things live in the ocean.


    The banana cannot reproduce itself. It can be propagated only by the hand of man.
     
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