America today A Harley Biker is sitting on his Harley drinking a beer by the Zoo in Washington, DC when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the collar of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings the girl to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly. A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and bravest thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.” The Harley rider replies, “Why, it was nothing, really. The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.” The reporter says, “Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, you know, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page. So, what do you do for a living, and what political affiliation do you have?” The biker replies "I'm a U.S. Marine, a Republican and I’m voting for Trump." The journalist leaves. The following morning the biker buys the paper to see if it indeed brings news of his actions, and reads, on the front page: “U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT & STEALS HIS LUNCH”
"Dammit I'm mad" spelt backwards is "dammit I'm mad" and that's the most valuable piece of information I've learnt so far this year.
AT AGE 4 SUCCESS IS NOT PEEING IN YOUR PANTS. AT AGE 12 SUCCESS IS HAVING FRIENDS. AT AGE 16 SUCCESS IS HAVING A DRIVERS LICENSE. AT AGE 20 SUCCESS IS HAVING SEX. AT AGE 35 SUCCESS IS HAVING MONEY. AT AGE 50 SUCCESS IS HAVING MONEY. AT AGE 60 SUCCESS IS HAVING SEX. AT AGE 70 SUCCESS IS HAVING A DRIVERS LICENSE. AT AGE 75 SUCCESS IS HAVING FRIENDS. AT AGE 80 SUCCESS IS NOT PEEING IN YOUR PANTS.
