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Sneaky Saturday hoarding

Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by Jonathan Y, Aug 24, 2024.

  1. Jonathan Y

    Jonathan Y

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    Yesterday my wife asked if I could take "one day off" from firewood hoarding to help her with some stuff in the house. I agreed (reluctantly).

    I woke up early this morning and tried not to even look at any trees to avoid temptation. But I got distracted when a big wild turkey ran through my yard like a maniac, and I accidentally noticed dead branches poking out from the forest.

    Wife was still asleep so I put on yesterday's dirty work clothes and snuck out there with a Makita 36v battery saw (low noise). I found a small dead standing white oak and quickly took care of business.

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    Then I noticed a slippery (red) elm that was under attack from dutch elm disease, so I had to grab that one as well. 100% certain this one is red elm.

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    I hid the rounds behind the barn, went to the house, and showered. Wife woke up none the wiser.
     
  2. Jonathan Y

    Jonathan Y

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    Did my chores and then split it with a clean conscience.

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    I'll add it to the hoard.

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    Stealth mode! Haha
     
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    I like your style ;) Working 2nd shift, more than a few times I’ve come home in the middle of the night and rolled a load of fresh cut rounds behind the shed, to process at a later date :whistle:
     
  5. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Gotta get your daily fix. :saw: :axe: :stacker:

    Well done JY! :salute:

    Ms. buZZsaw says if I bring home another load of wood she is going to leave me. :eek: Boy am I gonna miss her! :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Nice score
     
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  7. Jonathan Y

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    Dump the load behind her car...
     
  8. Eric VW

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    Love the ninjee moves!
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  9. Sirchopsalot

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    Jonathan Y
    Man you got the disease bad.
    Been there!!
    Nice looking piles.....
    Cheering for ya!
     
  10. Jonathan Y

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    I split mostly with an axe (3 different axes, wedges, and sledge hammers, to be precise) for 5 years. Then I slipped a disc / pinched a nerve in my back, and I never want to relive that feeling. So now I'm 95% hydro splitter, and I swing an axe just enough to not get out of the habit.

    10+ cords a year split by hand and I loved every minute of it. That's sort of sick in and of itself.

    To be clear, chopping wood isn't what screwed up my back, but it probably didn't help.