Show your support for roadside wood hoarding! Act now and you'll receive a custom, hand-carved wood cookie button from BuZZsaw BRAD himself (please allow shipping time of 8 to 10 weeks as he's probably loading the back of his pickup with rounds right now!). The first ten callers will also receive a free laser engraved chainsaw bar (your choice of length) (Stihl or Husqavarna - we don't judge) with the word, "BUZZZZZ" on it!
Now there's a thought! I just threw a bid on that one on ebay so i could see the hammer price at the end.
In Brad's name, I will buy a Stihl 241C and run straight gas in it and seize it in his name, then mail it to him. Sacrifice to the Stihl gods
All by his own admission…. He won’t know how to fix it and he is too cheap to pay someone else to do it. So after you blow it up, send it to Eggshooterist so he can fix it and then taunt buZZsaw BRAD with