Yet Another Funny Picture Thread (3rd attempt)

You mean the pants...or....?

 

Dude..those are legit... I get a few of those every year to disguise gifts at Christmas. My old "box in a box in a box in a box in a box in a box etc" got to be too much work for me.

I think last year I got these.

 

The "Handy Hand" one lends well to a comment that would get me in trouble....

And the "Pet Butler"...I can just see the dog going into a frantic tornado spin to get to the food on its back....

 

The handy hand is actually used too. A lot of dog trainers use them when testing dogs for food aggression, just as shown on the box.

 

Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?

 

Better to be a smart feller rather than a fart smeller...........................

 

I save them as a "crowd deterrent" when I'm out. The worst is when you're trying to pick out a Mother's or Father's Day card and everyone lingers around reading EVERY card or just hanging around weirdly. I usually pass by a few times until nobody is there. So my mission is to go for a few I think are funny, make a quick decision, and get out. It never fails. All the mental detectives must search the store for me specifically. So I'll squeeze one out as silent as I can and vanish before anyone starts asking questions.