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    A guy with no arms/legs in a leaf pile?



    Russell
     
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    A guy with no arms/legs in ocean?


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    A guy with no arms/legs on the wall?




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    No arms no legs in a hole?

    Phil
     
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    What do you say to a one legged hitchhiker?

    hop in!
     
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    What do you call a male dog with no back legs and iron balls running down the blacktop?

    Sparky...
     
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    You guys are in rare form today! :thumbs:
     
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    How bout an Asian woman with one leg shorter?

    Irene
     
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    ....no arms/legs sitting too close to a fire?




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    ........no arms/legs stuck on the end of a stick?




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    What do you call his arms and legs?




    Pieces of art.
     
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    How about a woman with no arms/legs on a grill?




    Patty
     
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    no arms/legs being pulled behind a boat?





    Skip
     
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    A guy with no arms/legs laying next to a hole?




    Doug.
     
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    Knock knock....

    Who's there?



    Not Doug, Phil, Skip, Matt, Bob, Russell, Art, Patty, Frank, Bernie...........
     
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    No arms/no legs in your sink?





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    Did you hear about the guy who stole an Advent calendar ?

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    -I just broke up with my mathematician girlfriend. She was obsessed with an X.

    -I can't take my dog to the pond anymore because the ducks keep attacking him. That's what I get for buying a pure bread dog.

    -To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you. You have my Word.
     
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    Did you hear what happened when the wheel was invented? it caused a revolution!

    Why was the roofer embarrassed? He saw the chimney flashing! BO

    Why was the roofer fired? He kept getting high on the job! BO
     
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