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Why Did the Split Cross the Road?

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  1. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Well it happened again. Ms. buZZsaw and i were on our way back from a morning errand and i spotted this. Had i stopped she wouldve :heidi: me! Had to go back that way later. Couldnt let it get run over now could i? IMG_4252.JPG
    I think it was tulip poplar.
     
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    Pickeroon in hand, crack the door open and snipe that lost log!
     
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    New sport, firewood polo!:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Rescue-wood.
     
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    Ha Ha. I've done the same thing. I carried a big Ponderosa round home on my shoulder while was walking my dog a couple weeks ago. It was in the road. I told my wife I was preventing a car accident!
     
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    Ha ha. Ironically, between firewooding, my job and working out - I can’t keep weight on. I’m pounding handfuls of pretzels as we speak:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Another one this morning. Turn the corner and there it was. Gnarly sugar maple, fresh split. IMG_2839.JPG IMG_2840.JPG
     
    buZZsaw BRAD, Mar 16, 2023
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    Aww...a lost puppy! Come here boy...come here! You wanna go for a ride in uncle Brads truck, with all your buddies?! :whistle: :rofl: :lol:
     
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    And eventually meet a fiery death, too…?
    :fire:
    :bug:

    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    CDL physical? What CDL physical?
     
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    I was hoping you weren’t using them as kindling!
     
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    :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    Yup, he went to the log pound!:rofl: :lol:
     
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    Was it stuck in your tailpipe?
     
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    Interesting timing! I saw a split right near the corner of Cook Hill and Jones Road yesterday. Thought it was a paper bag at first.
     
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    Better go get it before i do! :D :tree:
     
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    I can totally picture it!
     
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    Found this yesterday in the same spot as the OP. Of course i stopped and scooped it up. Red oak IMG_4386.JPG
     
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    Mine wasn't a split, but it might be plural.
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    I passed an S10 piled way high speeding up Jerry mtn road. I was thinking he would lose half his load by the time he reached the top not to mention the splits that would get run over and thrown up in the air and smash windshields. Those two dude’s were in a serious hurry to get their meth bucks.
     
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