This whole thread has me LMAO, specially choice #3, which is what I clicked. Not even gonna say “pics or it didn’t happen”. LOL
You can have a lot of fun with a colonoscopy. I had one done 02/2018 and decided to make an adventure out of it. My wife took a Sharpie and wrote on my back, "Be careful, my head is up there" and drew an arrow pointing to my @$$ crack. The doctor woke me up in the recovery room and said, "the only thing we found is that you have a grade 1 hemorrhoid". "Doctor, that's impossible, I divorced that old b!tch over ten years ago". The doc and my 2nd wife laughed hysterically. They inflate your intestines with air before the procedure so they can get the scope up there. While walking out of the recovery room and through the waiting room of the hospital, I let out a fart whose length and decibel level dwarfed Krakatoa. "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" was the reaction from people sitting htere. I would have doubled over laughing but there was still plenty of gas in there. I told my wife to walk in front on me on the way back to the car.
