Yet Another Funny Picture Thread (3rd attempt)

If I can hear them, they're too close!

 

For the record, I'd prefer to NOT pee off my porch.

Now, the rock wall that's 15 steps out the door, thats a valid target.

 

One of the advantages of early sunsets in Fall and Winter

 

I know a guy that was bowhunting and stuck a deer. Followed it, shot again and again but would miss! It was getting weaker and he was out of arrows. Since it was getting dark, he thought he better act fast. When he finally caught up to it near a river, it was still very much alive. He wrestled it to the water and held it's head underneath until it died!

True story!

 

I love this thread. Gotta be my favorite in the whole forum. Always great for a chuckle!

 

Still the best laugh I've had today!

 

I have probably shared this here before but I’ll share again.
I have a 6yo niece that was very persistent about going & helping pickup firewood. I knew what the scenario would be but told her she could come along. As usual about 5 minutes into the 1 hour job she started complaining & being very vociferous about it. So I told her if would pipe down & help I would show her a picture of a real live unicorn, she was hesitant & said they don’t exist but started helping when I assured her I would show her a picture of a unicorn. She was not impressed when I showed her a couple pictures of rhinos.