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The wood is too dry?

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  1. Chud

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    A guy called today and said a friend told him I was selling firewood. Asked when I could deliver. I told him I was ahead of schedule on deliveries and could squeeze him in today. Next questions: is your wood dry?
    How long has it been drying?
    I say I’m delivering mixed loads of oak, cherry, ash.
    The oak has been covered 3 years and the cherry and ash were dead standing that have been covered more than a year.
    Guy says he doesn’t want wood that has been drying 3 years because it will burn too fast
    Ok I can give you a load of ash and cherry, but the oak is still going to burn longer and hotter.
    He agreed to a load of oak, cherry and ash.
    2 new benzes in his gayrage.
     
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    Lmao unbelievable sell him green wood maybe he will want that
     
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    Time to make some bank, and sell the primo stuff to those with understanding.
     
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    Folks up the road wanted a load of fresh cut green wood " to hold a fire over night" their chimney was so clogged the soot slayer shook loose two 5 gal buckets full of creosote. They've been burning wood for 50 years so you can't tell them anything.
     
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  8. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Too many folks buying under seasoned wood and too many guys selling it. Aint it amazing the people we have to deal with??? Was it a casual burner?
    I sold a half cord to guy with a near million dollar home who later complained about the borers under the loose bark! It was 2 year plus seasoned oak! I went out of my way for him too!
     
  9. Chud

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    The impending storm has provided me with a little walking around money.
    Another guy called and said he wanted delivery today. I told him I could do tomorrow. He says ok I’ll get firewood from someone else. Ok bud.
    Texts his address and that tomorrow will be fine thanks
     
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    I hate knuckleheads with no common sense! :heidi:

    On a positive note i picked up a new customer for shorts and nuggets. Delivering PU full tomorrow.
     
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    There’s a lot of people out there like that. I work with people that think that way. I’m done trying to convince them, almost wish I could show them.
     
  12. Chud

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    I would assume casual burner with an aversion to dirty hands.
     
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    Sounds like the splits are flying off the stacks. :stack: Do i sense a 400 in your near future?
     
  14. Chud

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    I sure could use somebody to get shorts and uglies out of my way. Now I know why they don’t belong in the sales stacks.
     
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    there was one on my dealers shelf yesterday. It’s been difficult, but the storm should make it disappear before I call.
     
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    I had just started giving them to my landlord (who, by the way is burning, or trying to burn, red oak that was cut in October) :picard: :loco: :crazy:. Ive had a half cord on CL/FBM for a few months with a couple inquiries but no takers. Guy is a little farther than i normally go but was willing to pay extra for it. Had a good talk and he is willing to take more next year.

    My two regulars for them now want full length 16" splits.
     
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    Sounds like you guys deal with some real dumbfounded dip$ hits. More power to you hoarders!
     
  18. The Wood Wolverine

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    Only got that once, when I offered to sell apple to a local BBQ joint.
     
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    delt with that type before. They got a little money so they think they know everything. No offense, but lots of Dr. and engineers are that way. I try to affoid working for either until they prove me otherwise.
     
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    Maybe some of the bad concepts are passed on by firewood lots. If you want to sell green wood, tell people its better.