Joke

Or, outstanding in his field.

 

Where do rabbits go out to eat?

 

IHOP.

 

Been out of the south too long I guess. Shoulda seen that one.


What's a rabbits favorite book?

 

Brer rabbit, followed closely by the hare and the tortoise.

 

Nope.. warren peace

 

Warren piece then?

 

Fast food?

 

Someone's been brushing up on his dad jokes...

 

Ihop

 

What is a cowards favorite dessert cake?

 

Last night I had a dream I was a muffler on a Maserati, woke up exhausted!!!

 

No kidding? I had a dream that i was eating a giant marshmallow. Woke up and my pillow was gone!

 

What does a momma Buffalo say to a baby Buffalo, when she sends him off to school?

 

Bison

 

What did the three legged dog say when he walked into a bar?

 

I'm looking for the guy that shot my paw.

 

What’s the difference between pink and purple?







how hard you squeeze…

 

There was a man from Peru
Who dreamed he was eating a shoe.
He woke in the night
In a terrible fright
to find it was perfectly true.

(Points for anyone who knows where that came from)

Edit: forget it, origin unknown. I heard it on Sesame Street in the late 70's. None of that sponge whatever back then.

Sca