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    An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has

    missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the

    mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit.



    The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

    Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who wasa the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'



    The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.



    He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.



    Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.



    If a boy is born , my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account.



    If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.



    However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?'



    At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shotgun, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder, looks him directly in the eyes and tells him.



    "You-a gonna try again!"
     
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    Some chuckles from the Church ladies!

    Church Ladies With Typewriters

    They're Back! Those wonderful Church Bulletins! Thank goodness for the church ladies with typewriters. These sentences actually appeared in church bulletins or were announced at church services.


    The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.


    Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.


    The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water'. The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus'.


    Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.


    Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.


    Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again,' giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.


    For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.


    Next Thursday there will be try-outs for the choir. They need all the help they can get.


    Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.


    At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be 'What Is Hell?' Come early and listen to our choir practice.


    Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.


    Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.


    The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.


    Pot-luck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.


    This evening at 7 P.M. there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.


    The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the Congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.


    Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 P.M. Please use the back door.


    The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 P.M. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.


    Weight Watchers will meet at 7 P.M. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
     
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    Getting back on track and back to funny pictures...

    Whoops, wires got crossed. :rofl: :lol:

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