Let me explain... I normally buy a 24oz. package of the same bacon, cut it in half, (half slices cook better in the nuker) and freeze the unused half. Last shopping trip, store only had 3lb package. If i ate that whole package last night (as good as it wouldve been) i may not be sitting here typing this.
Years back when i was single/divorced a one pound package of bacon was a once a week meal for supper. One time i opened the package and decided to shower before eating. I came downstairs to find two of my cats sitting on the counter feasting on the open package. I was not happy and the cats used one of their nine lives.
..."haven't been to a barber in a while"? ..."use lots of shampoo"? ..."shed like a maine coon"? ..."are stuck in the 80's"?
