With the color of the new truck, most people think I'm forest service or some other state department. I have a few "Danger - Unexploded Ordnance" signs you could put out with your cones...
That along with a bomb disposal suit while im wielding a chainsaw in one hand and a round in the other!
Easy on pulling out all the stops on'em....they may put you somewhere cleaning up the roadside with a bunch of other dudes in colorful clothing.....