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  1. Knothead

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    The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is today. :BrianK:
     
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    Very common one around here. He couldn’t drive a sharp stick into a pile of dog chit. Normally after someone you know had a bad one.
     
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    You can’t second guess someone who doesn’t know what the f•#ck they’re doing.
     
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    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Bike shop boss quote: There’s an azz for every seat.
     
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    From a friend's drunk friend at a college party in regard to music
    "Play something good, not something you like"
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    Sh.t and 2 is 8.
     
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    3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead.
     
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    When your up to your azz in crocodiles
    It’s hard to remember you wanted to drain the swamp
     
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    There’s plenty of old quotes and old sayings in this thread...
    Old sayings...
     
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    New saying......

    "Is that a man or a woman?" :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    The truth only hurts once
     
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    Ya...What was that!! :rofl: :lol::rofl: :lol:
     
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    “If you have everything under control, you’re not moving fast enough.”. — Mario Andretti.
     
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    One about freedom goes something like this.....

    Freedom doesn't give you the opportunity to do what you want, it gives the opportunity to do what's right.
     
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    If you spend to much on something the pain will go away. If you spend to little and live with being dissatisfied the pain will stay.
     
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    You have to stand for something or you’ll fall for anything

    An honest man’s pillow is his peace of mind.
     
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    One of my old clients said proudly after standing up to a big company for a right of way issue- “There are two things you don’t f#** (mess) with, a limp d!*# and (his name)
     
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    Facts are only offensive to those who have taken refuge in fantasy.
     
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