Note to self: When you ask the wife in the kitchen cooking Thanksgiving dinner "Honey, do you need any help in here?" and she says "No problem." This translates to, "Oh God don't leave me! I'm juggling way to many things and I'm starting to drop things. At this rate, dinner will never get done on time. Please, please, please stay here and help me!" Just sayin'
There are many of these instances where the wife says one thing but means something totally different, they keep us on our toes.
Exactly. That's when we keep playing the dumb guy game and keep asking the same question over again, in different ways until we hear what they really want to say.