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You know you're old when...........

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    Bob Hope (look him up you younger whippersnappers!) on the four stages of memory loss/getting old.

    "First you forget peoples names. Then you forget peoples faces. Then.... you forget to zip up! And the final stage, you forget to zip down!"
     
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    It goes in stages also, first its the 5 minute pee in the morning, then one, two and three maybe 4 on a rare occasion.
     
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    "Whats the worst thing about getting old?
    Remembering when you were young."
     
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    Remember when..........

    As school children, all winter long we would listen to the radio to find out if we could stay home from school?

    Nowadays, they listen to hear if they can go to school!
     
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    Good one!
     
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