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You know you're old when...........

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  1. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Once i put its "thinking cap" on "we" were okay! :rofl: :lol: Hopefully next time all goes well...knock on wood!
     
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    His "wood" should have been a clue.
     
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    Hmm...can't remember why you are sporting wood...first sign of dementia...or something! :eek: ;) :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Since most of us are old in this thread we call that CRS.
     
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  5. buZZsaw BRAD

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    Im not old...im experienced! ;)
     
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    That and $5.00 might get you a cup of coffee.
     
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    Wait a minute. Wait a minute, don't think you are going to let that slide right past here. Working from home I rarely change out of the shorts I wear. Underwear only goes on when I have to go to town. Which has been the gym on Tuesday and Thursday. Our governor is shutting the gym down for 2 weeks starting on Nov 30th. Under normal circumstances, my wife would call me a hermit. With COVID-19 I could definitely be called a hermit. My thought is if I don't have anywhere to go, I am not going there. When I do go places, I try to line up three or 4 things in one trip. Less use of underwear. Get more miles out of them. :thumbs:

    Now my wife and girls seem to find a reason to go places just about every day or two. Which I told them they need to limit. The wife has to go into the office and the girls to school. Don't think I can get the saving underwear excuse by them. :p
     
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    I try to stay put but wife seems to think I should like it out and about after 49 years she still hasn't developed a clue Covid or no Covid.
     
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    yooperdave has a formula for maximizing underwear mileage...
     
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    You no your old when you can only have one cup of coffee in the morning before you go into town or you will be looking for a restroom or tree.
     
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    No comment.
     
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    And once you get to town, it's more like

    "No, we can't stop there because they don't have a bathroom...."

    Forest Gump - "I gotta Pee" - YouTube
     
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    An issue ive had for years, of course having 3-4 cups doesnt help the matter!
     
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    Ah, a supper achiever, how does it feel?
     
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    hang on ill be right back...i have to go!!! :emb:
     
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    :rofl: :lol:
     
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    Maybe a better way to come at this is, if you can sleep through the night without a pee break, then you are still young...;) :rofl: :lol:
     
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    About 3 am..:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I know I am getting old when I look out over my students and see children of my past students!! :bug::hair::faint:
     
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    Only one? Must be nice!
     
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