In loving memory of Kenis D. Keathley 6/4/81 - 3/27/22 Loving father, husband, brother, friend and firewood hoarder Rest in peace, Dexterday

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Discussion in 'The Wood Pile' started by bert the turtle, Jun 3, 2020.

  1. buZZsaw BRAD

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    maybe the wood is delivered in a Honda?
     
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    Was gonna say 200.00 for an accord is a pretty good deal.
     
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    Guy walks into an auto parts store, says “I want a gas cap for my Yugo.” Guy behind the counter says”Sounds like a fair trade.”
     
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    I already got a bite...should be good
     
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    Several replies. He said new baby at home and wife is fearful of covid. I offered to pay 200 over asking on the whole lot. Told him we can meet at the local police department. He declined :smoke:
     
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    He said wire the payment to his Nigerian bank account and he’ll ship you the saws
     
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    Sad enough that someone may fall for it.
     
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    The 420 ad reads like a legit ad. Odd how “Jeff” worded the other ads totally different.
     
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    With a deal like that idve jumped on it too. Smart move on on your part and funny how he declined.
    If its too good to be true then it probably is!
     
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    Theres a new kid on you tube (north grey firewood) out of maine and constantly talks about seasoned logs and how his logs will sit for a while to season and then he can process them rt into the delivery truck. I want to support the kid, hes a hard worker but his beliefs are absolutely killing me. I just cant listen to it
     
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    I always tell my customers the seasoning process starts when its split.
    Chris, take a ride up and put a MM to one of his "seasoned" splits!:rofl: :lol:
     
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    I tell people seasoned wood is a chitty product!!! You want dry wood :D
     
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    Oh man....

    Seasoned Firewood - farm & garden - by owner - sale

    You Load your Brand New Audi, Red 2 Door Cadillac, Masaratti, Volvo or Bass Fishing Boat, with 1 Face Cord of Seasoned, Cut, Split, Expertly Selected, Sanded and Deburred Firewood to Protect your Lily White Hands. Don't forget Your Designer Work Gloves. Firewood is Mostly Birch and Oak but also contains a few pieces of Cherry and Tiger Maple. Price is $160. Cash Only. If you try and Haggle you will be asked to Leave and Get Nothing. Have a Happy Winter. From U Move Firewood. There is a $40 Surcharge for NJ, PA and Southern License Plates (All of a Sudden You Can Handle Winter? Which includes Snow Every other Day for Months) I hope that when you find out how much it costs to heat your home, You will move back to the chit Hole (LI, NJ, Philly, NYC, Boston) you came from. Up Here there is No Cadre of Mexican Slave Labor to help Your Sorry azz out. When there is 3 feet of Snow on the Ground. Mexicans are in Mexico. Services Don't Exist to Help Your Rotten Needs. (Just No Insurance Plow Guys who Plow into Alot More Things than Snow Bob D). If You Need Help Look at Your Own Two Hands. There's your Help Douchebag. I Don't Care if this Wood Sits here for the Next 80 years By The Millenium it Will be a Pile of Dust. Contact me for Wood you Ignorant Snakes.
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    Yeah, Just a bit!!
     
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