Thought for the day...

If you have occasion to criticize a mule, do it to his face.

A father is a person who spends thousands of dollars on his daughter’s wedding and then reads in the paper that he gave her away.

It’s easy enough to be pleasant
When everything goes like a song
But the man worthwhile
Is the man who can smile
When everything seems to go wrong.

The brook would lose its song if we removed the rocks.

Unless there is within us that which is above us, we will soon yield to that which is around us.

 

Glad I can do something right!

 

A sermon went on and on when at last the preacher paused and asked, “What more, my friend, can I say?” In the back of the church a voice offered earnestly, “Amen!”

Create your tomorrows by what you dream today.

It is better to bind your children to you by respect and gentleness than by fear.

If your children want to take driving lessons, don’t stand in their way.

The only fellow who’s troubles are all behind him is a school bus driver.

The trouble with being a breadwinner nowadays is that the government is in for such a big slice.

Nothing will cook your goose faster than a hot temper.

 

It has been discovered that research is one of the main causes of cancer in rats.

Flattery is all right, if you don’t inhale. Adlai Stevenson

New IRS form:
How much money did you make last year?
Send it in.

I don’t care to belong to any organization that accepts me as a member. Groucho Marx

I would willingly stand on street corners, hat in hand, begging passersby to drop their unused minutes into it.

I have but one lamp by which my feet are guided, and that is the lamp of experience. I know no way of judging the future but by the past. Patrick Henry

Impossible only means that you haven’t found the solution yet.

 

How true...

 

Gray hair is God’s graffiti. Bill Crosby

Some men succeed because they are destined to, but most men because they are determined to.

Good character, like good soup, is made at home.

There is absolutely no danger of developing eyestrain from looking on the bright side of things.

One thing that keeps a lot of youngsters from going to college is high school.

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to deceive. Robert Fisk

Oh, what a tangled web we weave, when first we practice to conceive.

 

Life is tragic for the person who has plenty to live on and nothing to live for. Robert Fisk

As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you’ll only get to play one round. Ben Hogan

Wisdom teeth are what develop when you bite off more than you can chew.

Don’t be a carbon copy—make your own impression.

Most of us know how to say nothing; few of us know when to.

Nostalgia: Life in the past lane.

Life is filled with shadows, but it is sunshine that makes them all.

 

Common sense is instinct; enough of it is genius.

Life is at its best when it’s shaken and stirred.

Avoid suspicion: when you are walking through your neighbor’s melon patch, don’t bend over to tie your shoe.

The bigger the summer vacation, the harder the fall.

A woman’s idea of keeping a secret is to refuse to tell who told it to her.

The sermon you enjoy most is not likely the one that will do you the most good.

He is always right who suspects that he makes mistakes.

 

Among things so simple a child can operate, are parents.

No one with a good catch of fish goes home by way of the back alley.

A misty morning does not signify a cloudy day.

To possess ideas is to gather flowers; to think is to weave them into garlands.

It is useless to put your best foot forward and then drag the other.

There’s no limit to the height a man can attain by remaining on the level.

Living in the lap of luxury isn’t bad, except that you never know when luxury is going to stand up.