Yet Another Funny Picture Thread (3rd attempt)

Harbor Freight gift card for wrenches and sockets, a link to a few "Youtube" fixit videos, and Have a nice day !

 

My fault bringing it up here. As when i think back it pizzes me off.

 

The things we do, our "crosses to bear", sounds about right. I've hauled my share of dead weight over the years also, it all works out.

 

People actually do that? Really?

Guess in this case it worked out quite well!

 

How can I say this?

I know of someone in the same situation. I think the kid is 35-ish and pretty much the only skills is being able to call "Mommy" and hold his hand out! (that is, when there isn't a game controller in it)

He has had vocational training but his jobs never seem to last. damm those employers who expect you to show up on time every friggin day! What do they want from me????

Once the Mother is no longer around (poor health) this kid may finally grow up. Hope so.

 

Life is good! for them.....

 

Nope! But, people sure did see a lot of her when she was popular, no?

 

Heard this on the way to work this morning and will give it a go later.

 

I wonder if the abortions performed lately in Michigan will have Covid listed as cause of death?????

 

I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said, "Nothing."

She then said, "That's what you did yesterday!"

I replied, "I WASN'T DONE , SO I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF FINISHING RIGHT NOW."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?" At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions.

Finally I pondered an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?" Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap.